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Post by kennyforster on Nov 23, 2011 13:32:35 GMT 1
Taken from the web site of the Langdale and Ambleside mountain rescue team.
Sun, 26th June 2011, 10:00
A man was reported missing by his wife on a recce of an upcoming 100 mile run.. which left more than a few possibilities open as to where he might be.. anywhere from Cockermouth to Ambleside via Keswick and Penrith... luckily he was located in bed by an eagle eyed team member who had gone to their holiday accommodation with the man's wife...
Sun, 8th May 2011, 16:30
An hour was spent/lost/wasted (delete as appropriate) trying to locate a missing fellrunner. He had been seen by Wasdale MRT in upper Eskdale, and was eventually pointed in the right direction by an RAF MRT heading for Borrowdale.. a long day for somebody who was on a short run from Gt Langdale tom Pike O'Blisco and back... take map!!
Lots of other gems on there.
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Post by lazysid on Nov 23, 2011 13:41:43 GMT 1
so who was the missing man in bed with?  his own wife, the eagle eyed team members wife, both of them , neither of them or the eagle eyed team member!!! (I was going to add more smilies , but thought better of it) |
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Post by kennyforster on Nov 23, 2011 20:38:01 GMT 1
Dunno - it didn't go into that much detail. You could try scanning through back issues of the Westmorland Gazette for the unexpurgated version.
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Post by geoffers1 on Nov 24, 2011 14:43:46 GMT 1
These guys sound like good candidates for our BG group!
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Post by lazysid on Nov 25, 2011 0:37:04 GMT 1
Two friends running across a remote moor in the West Highlands when one suddenly cries out and falls to the ground.
He doesn't appear to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head, so his friend panics and calls 999 on his mobile telephone.
''My friend is dead!'' he cries. ''What can I do?''
The operator, speaking in a soothing voice, tries to calm him down. ''Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.''
The line goes silent for a moment and there's a loud bang before the man comes back on the line. ''Okay,'' he says breathlessly, ''Now what?''
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Post by lazysid on Dec 9, 2011 0:13:12 GMT 1
A fell runner went running every saturday morning on his local hills, in rain and shine, through bog and snow - out he went. On one particular day he met his weather match, his eyelids were virtually inside out in the wind and the hail was nigh on drawing blood, in the zero visibility he did the unthinkable and cut his run short.
Crawling back in to bed beside his wife in the darkened room he marvelled "outrageous weather today darling"
to which she replied - "i know and my idiot husband still went running"
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Post by lazysid on Dec 15, 2011 13:39:34 GMT 1
I've been getting earache of my other half, she says i dont spend enough time with her and that I spend too much time out running, playing squash and other sports.
Anyway i booked a table for 2 last night at 8.00 to try and patch things up.
By 9.00 things were even worse. She hadn't even potted a single red!!
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Post by lazysid on Feb 2, 2012 0:23:03 GMT 1
One day, a Strider came home from work and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'
So he tied her up and went running.
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Post by lazysid on Feb 15, 2012 13:50:02 GMT 1
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Post by lazysid on Feb 16, 2012 13:52:28 GMT 1
I wanted to see my wife's face light up when she opened her birthday present,
so I got her a fridge.
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